A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, ＂Get out of here with that dog!＂ The guy says, ＂But this isn't just any dog this dog can play the piano!＂ The bartender replies, ＂Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay
Does the dog know the proverb, too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.＂It's all right,＂ said a gentleman, ＂don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?＂＂Ah, yes,＂ answered the little boy. ＂I know the
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?” The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: ＂ why can'
Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,＂no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .＂ ＂Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .＂the mouse said .＂I will tell a flea what I know.＂ 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西.” “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来.”老鼠说.“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听.
Story 15 That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
One day, a man with a dog to a record company, he said he was the dog 's agent, and said his dog singing and dancing and so on, the boss did not believe, is called the dog to perform a. When the music starts, the dog now singing, now dancing
英语小笑话:可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养.他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他.这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母.他想要什么不是哭,就是闹.他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱. 约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学
MOTHER:why are you jumping up and down.TOM:I have just some medicine and I forgot to snake the bottle.妈妈问:“你为什么不停地跳?”汤姆:“我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子.” Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人: